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Golden-yellow rounded bold text to the right of the pitcher reads "IT'LL LAST LONGER

Inspired by Kevin from The Office

Firefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it

Distressed black arched text reads "WE AIN'T" across the top

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